real american heroes

One of the all-time best outfits in the history of the red carpet.

My tribute

(done to the tune of the "Real American Heroes" radio ads for Bud Light beer.)

Real American Heroes
(real american heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr editor-of-Vanity-Fair-who-is-host-of-the-exclusive-Oscar-party-but-decides-to-wear-the-only-item-of-clothing-not-in-style-this-season
(Mr ugly ugly plaid pants wearer!)
Only you would have the balls to step out from beyond the rules of fashion and give them a flat out "no"
(oh what a bad-ass!)
Just because you're supposed to know better doesn't necessarily mean that you do- or do you
(what a deep question!)
You could have chosen any other pants to go with that outfit- like brown...black...even blue....but you chose... plaid
(you hurt my eyes!)
And that wasn't enough for you- you wore bows on your shoes to top the look off
(oh Christmas presents!)

So hats off to you, Mr Graydon Carter. You sure did make this red carpet shine.